Not So Great Gatsby: Happy Birthday, America
Dear Nick, Happy 4th of July! The intersection of everything going on in Washington, DC, and the celebration of our declaration of independence from tyranny got me to thinking. We […]
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The Flower, The Labor, and The Sea
September 27, 2025 - June 28, 2026
AltFacts: Two Truths and an Uplifting Future
Now let’s play two truths and a lie: NASA has officially issued a press release denying allegations that it has been abducting children and using them to populate experimental work […]
Phillipe & Jorge’s Cool, Cool World: A Tweeting Twit, RIPTA and Claiborne Pell
Rant-some Notes Phillipe and Jorge are furious about President Pussy’s recent Twitter outburst against MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough, calling the former, essentially, a stupid, lunatic, facially altered twat, […]
Alt-Health: A Hazard to Your Health
When a nuclear bomb explodes, the damage it inflicts does not occur solely at the point of impact. Even more insidious are the shock waves and emanating fallout, which seep, […]
Alternative Facts: Pledging
I pledge allegiance To the Donald, Of the united holdings of Trump International. And to the philosophy, for which he stands One dollar, under investigation, diversified, With profit and tax […]
Phillipe & Jorge: Comey, Linc and Congrats — Is That Good Enough?
Comets, Computers and Comey May we now put the sensationalized testimony of former FBI director James Comey before Congress into the mausoleum already containing such equally overhyped events as the […]
Alternative Facts
The advent of citizen journalists documenting news as it happens was supposed to usher in a new era of transparency and truth. Aliens land in Roswell? Somebody whips out a […]
Phillipe & Jorge’s Cool, Cool World: I-195 and an Ugly American Lurches Overseas
An Eye on I-195 Phillipe and Jorge were astounded last week by a call for political transparency by none other than Senate President Rubbers Ruggerio. Based on his past behavior […]
Phillipe & Jorge’s Cool, Cool World: Staying Current, Golf and Gigi
Complaint Bureau Through our 38 years of writing the Cool, Cool World, people have chided Phillipe and Jorge for having the easiest job in the world, given the constant fodder […]
Phillipe & Jorge’s Cool, Cool World: PVD City Council Corruption, Gen. Mikey and Russia, Is that Aircraft Carrier Pointing the Wrong Way or Are You Just Happy to See Me?
, Crimetown, The Sequel? The very good and highly recommended podcast series, “Crimetown,” about Rogue Island’s “Mobsters and Lobsters” past, may want to unpack their microphones and head down to […]